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Dating a Virgo? You’re not in a relationship. You’re in a performance review. – The Times of India
There’s dating, and then there’s dating a Virgo — which is basically auditioning for Succession but with fewer billion-dollar deals and more passive-aggressive to-do lists. While others get butterflies, Virgo’s partners get a monthly feedback session and a Google Sheet titled “Areas for Improvement.” Romantic dates? Sure. Just expect them to start with “So, let's circle back on your communication strategy,” and end with a slide deck on why texting back in under 10 minutes increases relationship KPIs. Virgos don’t fall in love. They assess love. They analyze it like it’s a crime scene and everyone’s guilty of poor grammar and emotional inconsistency. There are post-its, spreadsheets, and the occasional internal audit of affection levels. No one is safe — not even the cat. But don’t be mista...