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The Great Solar System Gossip: What Are the Planets Secretly Saying About Each Other? – The Times of India
The solar system might look like a peaceful, orderly family, but behind the scenes, there’s enough gossip to fuel a reality show. If planets could talk, they’d be whispering about each other faster than Mercury on an espresso binge.Mercury on Earth"Thinks it’s the main character just because it has life. Move over, drama queen—some of us are literally on fire."Venus on Mars"All that red, all that aggression…overcompensating for something?"Earth on Jupiter"Nobody needs to be that big. It’s just flexing at this point."Mars on Venus"Claims to be about love but is literally hotter than an oven. Sounds toxic."Jupiter on Saturn"We get it, the rings are pretty. But how many accessories does one planet need?"Saturn on Uranus"Tilts at a weird angle, acts like it’s unique. Sweetheart, we’re all spin...