If Each Planet Had a Catchphrase, What Would It Be? – The Times of India
The planets have been silently existing for billions of years, but if they could talk, they’d definitely have some iconic catchphrases. From dramatic one-liners to pure chaos, here’s what each planet would say if given the chance.Mercury – “Not My Fault… Again.” Blamed for every tech failure, emotional meltdown, and bad decision made during retrograde. Mercury is just trying to orbit in peace, but the world insists on holding it responsible for every WiFi outage.Venus – “Hot, Rich, and Unbothered.” The planet of love, beauty, and indulgence. Venus is basically a walking perfume ad, only with actual clouds of acid. Obsessed with romance but way too expensive to maintain.Earth – “I Can’t Keep Fixing This.” Earth is the exhausted mom of the solar system. Overworked, underappreciated, and some...