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What If Planets Were Gym Bros? (Jupiter’s Always Bulking, Venus Is Too Busy Taking Selfies) – The Times of India
The solar system’s gym is packed, and every planet has its own questionable workout philosophy. Here’s how things would go down if the planets traded orbits for barbells.Jupiter – The Perpetual Bulker Jupiter is the guy who says, “Cutting is for the weak” and loads up on protein shakes like they’re going out of fashion. Always lifting heavy, never skipping leg day, and constantly reminding everyone about “mass equals power.”Venus – The Selfie Addict Venus has the best gym outfits, perfect lighting, and a camera angle that makes even a two-pound dumbbell lift look dramatic. Between mirror checks and Instagram stories, actual workouts are a distant priority.Mars – The Aggressive HIIT Enthusiast Mars doesn’t believe in casual workouts—every session is a battlefield. Always grunting, always mo...