Uncategorized
If Indian Dadi Nuskas Were Applied to Vastu, What Would They Say – The Times of India
If Indian grandmas took over Vastu, every house would be practically invincible, like a desi version of Hogwarts, but with fewer broomsticks and more pickles. Instead of hiring a Vastu consultant, just call Dadi and watch her solve cosmic alignment issues with everyday kitchen ingredients.The Mismatched Furniture Syndrome If the furniture’s not aligned, Dadi would say it's because the sofa doesn’t respect the dining table. Solution? Sprinkle turmeric under each leg while chanting something vaguely Bollywood, preferably from Hum Saath Saath Hain. The turmeric purifies, and the drama ensures harmony.Kitchen Chaos and Family Fights If the family’s arguing like it’s an episode of Bigg Boss, Dadi would say it’s because the gas stove and water sink are too close. Fire and water shouldn’t mingle,...