If Astrology Was an HR Department – Who Gets Promoted and Who Gets Fired? – The Times of India
If zodiac signs ran a corporate office, some would climb the ladder effortlessly, while others would send that “As per my last email” message one too many times. HR is watching—who’s getting a raise, and who’s walking out with a cardboard box?Promoted to CEO Capricorn – Works overtime without complaining, meets deadlines before they exist, and somehow knows everything about corporate law. Never seen leaving the office. Promotion was inevitable.Virgo – The reason meetings don’t turn into chaos. Finds every mistake, corrects them before disaster strikes, and probably has color-coded spreadsheets for office supplies. Gets promoted purely for being irreplaceable.Fast-Tracked for a Raise Leo – Doesn't just work hard—makes sure everyone knows it. Boosts team morale, wins over the boss, and alway...