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If Mercury Retrograde Had a Personality—What Would It Say About Everyone? – The Times of India
If Mercury Retrograde had a face, it would be that one friend who swears they didn’t mean to cause chaos but somehow left a trail of destruction anyway. The human equivalent of a “We Need to Talk” text. The kind of personality that would crash a wedding just to “see how things are going.” Here’s what Mercury Retrograde really thinks about everyone:Aries – “Impulse Control? Never Heard of It.” Expect every unfiltered thought to turn into a regrettable text. Mercury Retrograde watches in amusement as Aries burns bridges at record speed, only to dramatically rebuild them two weeks later.Taurus – “Clutch That Wallet Like It’s Oxygen.” Retrograde knows Taurus just tried to buy one thing and ended up signing up for a premium subscription to something completely unnecessary. It’s okay, that overp...