What If Planets Had Desi Moms? – The Times of India
If planets had desi moms, the solar system would be less about orbits and more about unsolicited advice, guilt trips, and the occasional log kya kahenge lecture.Mercury’s Mom – “Why So Fast? Slow Down, Beta!” Zooming around the Sun like a neighborhood kid on a sugar rush, Mercury’s mom keeps reminding it to slow down. “Koi shanti nahi hai. How will you ever settle down at this speed?”Venus’s Mom – “All This Beauty, But Where’s the Sanskar?” Venus, the glamour icon, hears the same thing every day: “Makeup won’t find you a good rishta. Learn to cook, or else your in-laws will talk.”Earth’s Mom – “Keep the House Clean! Guests Are Coming!” Earth can’t catch a break. “This pollution, these messes—sab kuch saaf karo! What if a guest planet visits? Do you want them to say we don’t maintain our ho...