Tag: aries

If zodiac signs ran startups, the business world would be an absolute circus of ambition, chaos, and questionable decisions. Some would build empires; others would burn out faster than a Hollywood one-hit wonder. Let’s take a look at who would be pitching to investors and who would be filing for bankruptcy.Aries – The Disruptor Inc. No business plan, just vibes. Aries would launch a startup with nothing but a strong opinion and an aggressive marketing strategy. If it fails? No worries. Another one will launch next week.Taurus – Luxury & Co. Premium, expensive, and probably unnecessary. Taurus’ startup would sell something no one really needs but suddenly can’t live without—like diamond-encrusted headphones or gold-infused coffee.Gemini – Trendify Gemini would launch the next big social...