Hotels know the struggle—some guests take nothing, while others leave with enough supplies to open a mini-mart. If astrology determined who hoards the complimentary shampoos, who’s the biggest culprit?
The Master Thieves
Virgo
– It’s not stealing, it’s
maximizing resources.
Everything is neatly packed into ziplock bags, labeled, and stored for future “emergencies.” Probably has a dedicated drawer at home for hotel lotions.
– Takes the toiletries, the sewing kit, and maybe even a bathrobe (but only if no one’s watching). The art of subtlety is strong here. Never gets caught, never regrets it.
Taurus
– If it smells good and feels luxurious, it’s going into the suitcase. The tiny bottles of conditioner? Gone. The high-end soap? Disappeared. Even the fancy coasters?
Why not?
The Opportunists
Capricorn
– Not usually a thief, but if the toiletries are
high quality
, then it’s just a
smart financial decision
. If the hotel won’t notice, it doesn’t count.
Aquarius
– Doesn’t steal for
personal
use but might take a few things to “repurpose” them. The shower cap becomes an art project. The slippers? A DIY experiment. Is it theft if it’s creative?
Sagittarius
– Doesn’t plan to steal but somehow ends up with three extra shampoos, a towel, and a minibar snack
“by accident.”
The Guilt-Ridden Collectors
Pisces
– Takes the toiletries, feels bad about it, and leaves a
thank you note
to balance the karma.
Libra
– Debates whether taking the body wash is unethical. Ends up taking just
one
bottle, then feels guilty about it for days.
The Honest Ones
Aries
– Too impatient to care. Takes nothing unless it’s
really
needed. If the hotel wanted the stuff gone, they should’ve just
given it directly.
Leo
– Would rather
buy
expensive products than take tiny hotel versions. The only thing leaving that room is
Instagram content
.
Cancer
– Feels too guilty to even take the complimentary pen. Might actually
leave behind
personal belongings instead.
Gemini
– Too busy trying to figure out what’s
actually
free. Gets distracted. Leaves empty-handed but somehow walks out with the hotel’s WiFi password written on a napkin.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.