Astrology and tarot walk into a bar. One predicts the future, the other interprets it. Together, they create a cosmic soap opera with dramatic plot twists. If zodiac signs were tarot cards, the universe would finally have a user manual—written in riddles, of course.
Aries – The Chariot
Fast, furious, and running on adrenaline. Always charging ahead without checking if there’s a wall in front. Might win the race but probably forgot why they started running.
Taurus – The Emperor
Stable, stubborn, and sitting on a throne of snacks. Knows how to build an empire, refuses to rush anything—including getting up from the couch.
Gemini – The Magician
Can talk their way out of anything. Masters of illusion, changing personalities faster than an actor switching roles. Never trust them with a secret… or your Wi-Fi password.
Cancer – The Moon
Mysterious, emotional, and always one step away from starring in their own indie film. Communicates in deep sighs and meaningful glances.
Leo – The Sun
The main character. Needs the spotlight, the standing ovation, and at least five compliments before breakfast. The only thing brighter than their aura is their social media presence.
Virgo – The Hermit
Thrives in isolation, preferably with a color-coded planner. Observes everything, judges silently. The only one reading the terms and conditions—twice.
Libra – Justice
Always weighing options, forever undecided. Takes longer to pick a Netflix show than to sign legal documents. Will analyze every text message like it’s a crime scene.
Scorpio – Death
Not as scary as it sounds. Just here for transformation, endings, and intense stare-downs. The person who deletes everything and starts fresh… again.
Sagittarius – The Fool
Wanders into adventures with no plan and even less luggage. Believes life is a movie, and they’re the director—except they lost the script.
Capricorn – The Devil
Workaholic, realist, and probably running the whole operation. Will succeed in life, but at what cost? Still waiting for an intern to take over their responsibilities.
Aquarius – The Star
Ahead of their time, and they know it. Too busy thinking about the next revolution to answer texts. Probably invented something in their sleep.
Pisces – The High Priestess
Connected to the universe, but disconnected from reality. Dreams in HD, gets life advice from strangers, and writes poetry no one understands.
Discover everything about astrology at the Times of India, including daily horoscopes for Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, and Pisces.