The tarot deck has been around for centuries, but if 2025 is bringing anything new, it’s the need to decode life through memes. Every card tells a story, but what if it told a slightly unhinged, internet-approved one instead? Here’s what the cards are saying about 2025, but with the accuracy of a viral tweet.
The Fool – The “New Year, New Me” Energy
Stepping into 2025 like an influencer on January 1st, full of unrealistic resolutions and questionable life choices. Will it be a breakthrough or a breakdown? Only time will tell.
The Magician – The “Fake It Till It Makes It” Hustle
Manifesting success with nothing but vibes, a LinkedIn post, and an overpriced coffee. This is the energy of pulling it together even when the WiFi is lagging and the to-do list is a disaster.
The Tower – The “What Could Possibly Go Wrong?” Moment
Every main character’s arc includes a meltdown, and this card screams “season finale plot twist.” Whether it’s an existential crisis or a chaotic group chat moment, the drama is unavoidable.
The Hermit – The “Leaving Everything on Read” Mood
2025 is about selective socializing. Airplane mode is on, notifications are off, and the vibe is deep self-reflection—or just binge-watching a comfort show for the 15th time.
The Lovers – The “We Need to Talk” Scene
Could be a romantic spark, could be a situationship with mixed signals. Either way, expect emotional plot twists, unexpected texts, and at least one dramatic realization in a parking lot.
The Devil – The “Just One More Episode” Lie
This is the energy of bad habits that refuse to leave in 2024. Procrastination, midnight snacks, and terrible decisions made at 2 AM? They’re thriving.
The Star – The “Main Character Redemption Arc” Glow-Up
Hope is on the horizon, the playlist is cinematic, and the universe might finally be throwing some good plot twists. Aesthetic journaling and emotional stability are within reach.
If 2025 were a tarot spread, it would be a mix of chaos, ambition, and just enough magic to keep things interesting. The memes will write themselves, but the plot? That’s still a work in progress.
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