What If Planets Had Their Own Energy Drinks? – The Times of India
Imagine walking into a gas station and seeing a lineup of energy drinks named after planets. The aesthetic would be somewhere between a NASA fever dream and a high-budget sci-fi movie. Each can would scream its vibe louder than a reality show contestant on elimination night.Mercury: Speed Demon Elixir Need to send 47 emails, finish a project, and reorganize the sock drawer in under an hour? Grab a can of Mercury’s Speed Demon Elixir. Infused with pure chaos and 200 mg of caffeine per sip, this drink is like giving a toddler an espresso and telling them to solve a Rubik’s Cube. Warning: Side effects may include talking at 3x speed and multitasking into another dimension.Venus: Love Potion No. 9 Billion Pop open a can of Venus’s Love Potion and suddenly feel like starring in a romantic monta...
