Zodiac Signs as People You Avoid at Weddings – Times of India
Weddings, those chaotic celebrations of love, often feature a cast of characters as memorable as the happy couple. Forget thecarefully curated guest list; the zodiac signs offer a more entertaining breakdown of who you'll likely be avoiding by the open bar. First, there's Aries, the human cyclone on the dance floor. They'll bulldoze through any personal space with their enthusiastic (and often clumsy) moves. Then comes Taurus, guarding the dessert table with the intensity of a dragon protecting its hoard, likely eyeing your every pastry choice. Gemini? Expect them to commandeer the microphone at any moment, launching into rambling anecdotes that have little to do with the newlyweds. Meanwhile, Cancer will be a walking wellspring of emotion, shedding tears at the slightest provocation and o...